Thursday, June 10, 2010

Reasons I don't like widgets

1. It's a silly name.
2. Rhymes with midgets.
3. Unlike their almost-namesake Gidget, they can't surf
4. I'm so tired of counting widgets!
5. Actually, let's be honest, I don't know how to count widgets.
6. Do I need to keep going?

If I ever start measuring things in terms of widgets, or randomly mumbling about widgets, or nickname Tulip "widget", please, someone, take me down.

1 comment:

ap said...

after 2 semesters of econ with a particular professor whose preferred complementary goods were 2 of my favorite things in the world, i almost got sick of burritos and dr pepper. almost.