So, today we must stop and remember, nay, celebrate, the glorious 25th birthday of my Dad.
He is so awesome I don't even know where to start. All I can say is that my Dad is brilliant.
And is funny and smart and teaches me things and loves me.
So, what to get someone so wonderful? Well, let's see.
I start with the ball on the tee.
Next, we have the backswing, perfected from many dedicated hours on the driving range,
completed with the most excellent form ever seen on the follow-through.
The ball will then soar to the exact mark you've envisioned, because your keen sense of direction has proven, once again to be accurate,
Finishing up the gift with:
Happy Birthday Dad. I can't wait for the next 25. I love love love you!!!